These individuals are wanted for crimes against boring pet food.

Tries to be Gordon Ramsay. Deep down he's a goof. Owns the final meal prep and cooking steps.
Prep Puppy
- Excessive enthusiasm in the kitchen
- Unauthorized taste testing (all ingredients)
- Impersonating Gordon Ramsay (poorly)
- Possession of illegal levels of flavor
“I can explain! I was just making sure it was PAWFECT. It's not a crime to care too much about food quality.”

Nerdy, scatterbrained, and brilliant. Explains nutrition logic and standards without the fluff.
Professor Purfessor
- Illegal possession of 47 degrees (it is actually just one)
- Misdemeanor tangent-going in the first degree
- Aggravated nutrition nerding
- Grand theft of your attention during explanations
“This is preposterous! By definition a 'crime' is— wait, where are my glasses? Oh. Right. Continue.”

Stoic, cold, mopey. Discovers ingredients, curates meals, and keeps the standards uncomfortably high.
Sherlock Shells
- Excessive skepticism of 'premium' labels
- Aggravated side-eye
- Investigation without a warrant (your pantry)
- Grand theft of your subpar ingredients
“I've committed no crime—unless you count exposing mediocre ingredients masquerading as quality. In that case, guilty.”

ADHD and jovial. Farms the ingredients, celebrates freshness, and gets distracted by… everything.
Harvest Hamster
- Farming without a chill permit
- Reckless enthusiasm
- Possession of seventeen carrot varieties (only needed one)
- Talking at 385 WPM in a 25 WPM zone
“OHMYGOSH AM I IN TROUBLE?! Is this about the carrots?! Because I can explain each variety—wait, are those handcuffs?!”

Talkative and stubborn. Delivers ingredients to you whether the weather agrees or not.
Robin RedRoute
- Arguing with GPS (and winning)
- Unauthorized route optimization
- Excessive opinions on porch placement
- Refusing to accept 'delay' as an answer
“This is ridiculous! I'm still delivering your ingredients on time. I have standards. Are we done here?”
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Pet Plates helps you plan homemade pet meals with clarity, structure, and safety — without pretending to replace professional care.
Pet Plates is a learning project. We test ideas about ingredient safety, nutrition guardrails, and how to make meal planning more transparent.
- •We prioritize clarity over hype
- •We don’t hide edge cases
- •We show our assumptions
We take pet food seriously — but not ourselves.
What Pet Plates is
- •A meal-planning tool for homemade pet food
- •A safety-first ingredient and nutrition guide
- •A starting point for informed pet owners
- •A way to understand what goes into the bowl
What Pet Plates is not
- •Not a medical service
- •Not a diagnosis or treatment tool
- •Not a replacement for professional care
- •Not a guarantee of medical outcomes
For medical conditions, allergies, or long-term diet decisions, consult a qualified animal health professional.
Pet owners want to do better, but commercial food labels are confusing and online advice can be contradictory — or flat-out unsafe.
Homemade food shouldn’t require a nutrition degree. Pet Plates exists to make thinking clearly about ingredients, portions, and tradeoffs easier.
We’re not here to sell miracles. We’re here to give you structure, guardrails, and straightforward explanations you can actually use.
Overview
Paws and Plates employs a sophisticated AI-driven recipe generation system that creates species-specific, nutritionally optimized meal plans for every type of pet—from dogs and cats to birds, reptiles, and pocket pets. This isn't a simple database lookup; it's a multi-layered intelligence system that synthesizes veterinary nutrition science, species biology, and individual health needs into custom meal formulations.
The Generation Pipeline
- 1.Species-Aware Recipe Priors
The system maintains curated recipe templates for each species and subspecies (e.g., iguanas vs. bearded dragons, parrots vs. finches). These priors encode:
- Species-appropriate macronutrient ratios (protein/fat/carb profiles)
- Natural dietary patterns (carnivore, omnivore, herbivore, insectivore)
- Feeding behavior constraints (ground feeders, tree foragers, aquatic)
- Temperature and preparation requirements
- 2.Unified Ingredient Intelligence
A centralized ingredient registry of 300+ pet-safe foods powers the generation engine. Each ingredient is tagged with:
- Nutritional composition (vitamins, minerals, macros)
- Species compatibility matrices
- Toxicity flags (e.g., chocolate for dogs, avocado for birds)
- Health benefit mappings (joint support, digestive health, immune boost)
- 3.AAFCO & Species-Standard Compliance
Recipe generation is constrained by:
- AAFCO standards for dogs and cats (life stage-specific)
- Avian nutrition guidelines (NRC recommendations)
- Reptile dietary research (calcium:phosphorus ratios, UVB considerations)
- Exotic pet veterinary consensus (pocket pets, aquatics)
The AI cannot generate recipes that violate these nutritional boundaries.
- 4.Health-Condition Optimization
When a pet profile includes health concerns (diabetes, kidney disease, obesity, allergies), the generation engine:
- Excludes contraindicated ingredients
- Prioritizes therapeutic nutrients (e.g., omega-3s for inflammation, low-phosphorus for renal support)
- Adjusts portion sizes and meal frequency recommendations
- Adds veterinary disclaimers where appropriate
- 5.Gemini AI Synthesis
Google's Gemini AI model orchestrates the final recipe creation by:
- Receiving structured prompts with pet profile + nutritional constraints + ingredient pool
- Generating creative, palatable meal combinations within strict guardrails
- Producing human-readable instructions (prep steps, cooking temps, storage)
- Explaining nutritional rationale for each ingredient choice
The AI doesn't just assemble ingredients—it creates meals that pets will actually eat while meeting their biological needs.
- 6.Real-Time Compatibility Scoring
Every generated recipe is run through a machine learning scoring engine that evaluates:
- Nutritional completeness (0-100 scale)
- Species appropriateness (biological fit)
- Health condition alignment (therapeutic value)
- Ingredient synergy (bioavailability, digestibility)
Scores below 70 trigger warnings. Scores above 90 indicate premium, veterinarian-grade formulations.
What Makes This Exceptional
- Cross-Species Expertise: Most pet nutrition platforms focus on dogs/cats. Paws and Plates is the only system that handles avian, reptilian, and exotic pet nutrition with the same rigor as traditional companion animals.
- Dynamic, Not Static: Recipes aren't pulled from a pre-written database—they're generated on-demand based on individual pet needs. Two pets of the same species but different health profiles get entirely different meal plans.
- Vetted Intelligence: The system combines AI creativity with hard nutritional science. Gemini can't generate a recipe that violates AAFCO minimums or includes toxic ingredients—the guardrails are baked into the architecture.
- Explainable AI: Every recipe includes a compatibility explanation showing why specific ingredients were chosen and how they address the pet's unique health requirements. No black-box recommendations.
- Production-Grade Validation: Generated recipes undergo Zod schema validation, nutritional boundary checks, and toxic ingredient screening before being presented to users. Multiple layers of safety ensure no harmful formulations escape the pipeline.
- •Ingredient bans for known toxic foods
- •Conservative assumptions when data is uncertain
- •Clear warnings for red-flag ingredients and edge cases
- •Encouragement to double-check with professionals
- •Paws And Plates is for pet owners who want to feed real food—but don't want to guess, Google endlessly, or accidentally do harm.
- •It's for people who've looked at ingredient labels and thought, there has to be a more rational way to do this.
- •It's for owners of dogs, cats, and other companion animals who care about nutrition, variety, and safety—but don't have the time (or desire) to become amateur veterinary nutritionists.
- •If you want clear guidance, species-appropriate meals, and practical plans you can actually follow at the grocery store, this was built for you.
User Agreement Disclaimer:
Pet Plates is designed for informational and educational purposes only. It is not intended to diagnose, treat, or replace professional medical guidance. If your pet has health-related questions or concerns, consult a qualified animal health professional. By continuing to use this site, you acknowledge and agree to these terms.